Relationships

By nature of what I do, frequently I have friends that approach me for relationship advice.

I don't have the energy to get into some of these conversations but I just realized
there is a fine line between patience in relationships and being a complete dumb ass.
Both transcend age.

Wow

A Brazilian boy died earlier this week. May he rest in peace. He died after masterbating 42 times...in one night...while doing so online for numerous others to see. He was 14.

There is so much wrong with the above synopsis that I am speechless.

Pet Peeves

Why do people feel the need to back into a parking spot...
...in a severely cramped parking deck...
...during rush hour traffic...
... to save 30 seconds after work...
...only to take 3 minutes to park prior to work???

This has become my number one pet peeve. Which apparently I feel the need to complain about everyday via text to Jessica.

I have probably become Jessica's number one pet peeve.